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Mu\u017ei m\u00f4\u017eu vk\u013aznu\u0165 do k\u00f3my, ke\u010f sedia v maloobchodnej predajni a \u010dakaj\u00fa na to, aby ste vy\u0161li...","datePublished":"2018-08-11","dateModified":"2023-10-29","author":{"@type":"Person","@id":"https:\/\/www.papajam.sk\/author\/devene\/#Person","name":"devene","url":"https:\/\/www.papajam.sk\/author\/devene\/","identifier":1,"image":{"@type":"ImageObject","@id":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/e4532b7f65738965bbad8697e5bd54c0628af7bffe8d3c856885c44d86978cee?s=96&d=mm&r=g","url":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/e4532b7f65738965bbad8697e5bd54c0628af7bffe8d3c856885c44d86978cee?s=96&d=mm&r=g","height":96,"width":96}},"publisher":{"@type":"Organization","name":"papajam.sk","logo":{"@type":"ImageObject","@id":"\/logo.png","url":"\/logo.png","width":600,"height":60}},"image":{"@type":"ImageObject","@id":"https:\/\/www.papajam.sk\/wp-content\/uploads\/img_a291878_w16622_t1539241399.jpg","url":"https:\/\/www.papajam.sk\/wp-content\/uploads\/img_a291878_w16622_t1539241399.jpg","height":0,"width":0},"url":"https:\/\/www.papajam.sk\/neobvykle-ale-skutocne-fakty-o-muzoch\/","about":["Dom a z\u00e1hrada"],"wordCount":425,"articleBody":"1. Ak pretrepete svoje dary pred mu\u017eom, zaru\u010dene budete ma\u0165 v\u0161etko, \u010do chcete.2. Mu\u017ei maj\u00fa dlh\u00e9 romantick\u00e9 prech\u00e1dzky do pivnej chladni\u010dky.3. Mu\u017ei sp\u00e1lia tis\u00edce litrov paliva ro\u010dne, zatia\u013e \u010do sa nep\u00fdtaj\u00fa na cestu ke\u010f jazdia.4. Mu\u017ei m\u00f4\u017eu vk\u013aznu\u0165 do k\u00f3my, ke\u010f sedia v maloobchodnej predajni a \u010dakaj\u00fa na to, aby ste vy\u0161li z kab\u00ednky.5. 50% mu\u017eov tvrd\u00ed, \u017ee by sa c\u00edtili dobre, keby ich priate\u013eka mala lesbi\u010dku. Ach. Emmm. O m\u00f4j bo\u017ee.6. Umiestnenie toaletn\u00e9ho papiera na miesto nie je zdrav\u00fd rozum, je to super v\u00fdkon. Zd\u00e1 sa, \u017ee iba \u017eeny m\u00e1j\u00fa t\u00fato magick\u00fa moc.7. Pre l\u00e1sku k Bohu, pre\u010do s\u00fa posadnut\u00ed golfom? Je to ve\u013ek\u00e1 n\u00e1plas\u0165 tr\u00e1vy s malou lopti\u010dkou.8. Mu\u017ei prevracaj\u00fa svojimi o\u010dami ke\u010f po\u010duj\u00fa "treba vymeni\u0165 toaletn\u00fd papier".9. Ak n\u00e1jdete \u0161pinav\u00e9 pono\u017eky a spodn\u00fa bielize\u0148 bl\u00edzko alebo v bl\u00edzkosti ko\u0161a na \u0161pinav\u00e9 veci, v bl\u00edzkosti sa nach\u00e1dza mu\u017e10. \u017dena hovor\u00ed asi 7 000 slov denne; mu\u017e hovor\u00ed asi 2000.11. Ak je to pozornos\u0165, ktor\u00fa chcete z\u00edska\u0165, neza\u010d\u00ednajte vz\u0165ah s mu\u017eom po\u010das sez\u00f3ny play-off.12. Mu\u017ei robia veci, ktor\u00e9 n\u00e1s n\u00fatia \u00eds\u0165 od hnevu a\u017e do \u00fapln\u00e9ho stavu rozko\u0161e.  Ak\u00e9 divn\u00e9.13. Predn\u00fd tr\u00e1vnik je Sv\u00e4t\u00e1 zem. Jednoducho si sn\u00edm neza\u010d\u00ednajte.14. Mu\u017ei s\u00fa ako vymo\u017eenosti s mno\u017estvom elegantn\u00fdch leskl\u00fdch \u010diernych tla\u010didiel. To rob\u00ed ich ve\u013ek\u00e9 ego.15. Drah\u00ed a mil\u00ed mu\u017ei, va\u0161a Matka nie je sv\u00e4t\u00e1. Sv\u00e4t\u00fd by v\u00e1s nau\u010dil, aby ste dali poklop na z\u00e1chode dole.16. Ke\u010f mu\u017ei hovoria s jedlom v \u00fastach, m\u00e1me chu\u0165, dosta\u0165 sa k v\u00e1m priamo cez st\u00f4l a prefackali v\u00e1s t\u00fdm jedlom ktor\u00fdm jedia.17. Ak mu\u017ei spravia poste\u013e a vy\u010distia bielize\u0148, budeme spieva\u0165 chv\u00e1lospevy.18. Dos\u0165 u\u017e s pr\u00ed\u010deskom. Nikdy to neoklamalo nikoho, aby si myslel, \u017ee m\u00e1te vlasy. Nikdy. Ani raz. Nikdy. Nikdy v hist\u00f3rii.19. Asi si myslia \u017ee norm\u00e1lne d\u00fdchanie je pre \u017eenu neatrakt\u00edvne. Pre l\u00e1sku bo\u017eiu nau\u010dte sa d\u00fdcha\u0165.20. Mu\u017ei maj\u00fa \u013eah\u0161\u00ed v\u00fdber plaviek.\u017deny maj\u00fa dva typy:    depres\u00edvne a depres\u00edvne.Mu\u017ei maj\u00fa dva typy:    sexy-cool a stra\u0161ne sexy.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        4.4\/5 - (14 votes)        "},{"@context":"https:\/\/schema.org\/","@type":"BreadcrumbList","itemListElement":[{"@type":"ListItem","position":1,"name":"Neobvykl\u00e9, ale skuto\u010dn\u00e9 fakty o mu\u017eoch","item":"https:\/\/www.papajam.sk\/neobvykle-ale-skutocne-fakty-o-muzoch\/#breadcrumbitem"}]}]